Let’s get personal (but not in a weird DM way).

I’m Katie. Minnesota born & Cairo-based (long story). Ex-corporate escapee. Former professional bellydancer (also a long story.)

I speak Mandarin, think matcha tastes like overpriced lawn clippings, and have been on the internet long enough to have hand-coded Geocities pages with glitter cursors and autoplaying MIDI.

My origin story includes career pivots, international moves, chronic overthinking, and building a business from sheer grit, Google Docs, and approximately 3 identity crisises.

Now? I help clever, multi-talented weirdos like you untangle your ideas, sharpen your message, and sell your stuff without needing a 47-step funnel or a personality transplant.

In the last 5 years, I’ve helped dozens of spaghetti-brained creatives and side-hustling geniuses:

• Finally explain what they do in a way that clicks and converts

• Create content that feels like a conversation, not a cry for help

• Build momentum that doesn’t fizzle after three posts and one weird reel

What I believe in:

• Strategy that doesn’t require you to become a productivity machine

• Messaging that sounds like you, on your best day (but with better lighting)

• Selling like a human, not a boss babe

If you’ve got the goods but not the structure — or if you’re ready to stop being your industry’s best kept secret — I’m ya girl.