THAT’S WHAT SHE SOLD


A 5-day sales challenge for high-achievers who deliver results… but can’t sell without wanting to puke a little.

You think the worst thing about no sales is people thinking you’re annoying?

WRONG.

The worst thing about no sales…

It’s the Dementors.

Flying all around your brain, sucking out every ounce of joy and confidence.

It’s the gruel.

Cheap offers. Discounting yourself. $97 courses that feel like scraps.

It’s the goblins.

Nightmare clients who drain your energy, ghost your invoices, and still ask for more.


And you? You’re stuck in sales prison. For life.

I’M PRISON KATIE

AND I AM HERE TO SCARE YOU STRAIGHT

(INTO BOOKED CLIENTS)

I’ve seen it all in this yard: genius multipassionate & creative service providers selling like they’re on clearance, babysitting posts nobody buys from, and begging for sales like it’s a felony.

Not anymore.

Around here, we don’t overthink — we sell.

We don’t serve gruel — we serve offers people actually want.

We don’t wait for parole — we make our own freedom with booked clients.

I’m Prison Katie, and I’m here to lead the prison break.

WHAT YOU’LL LEARN

  • How to slap the dementors out of your DMs.

  • How to make your offer so good, even the goblins couldn’t say no.

  • How to write sales posts that hit harder than a TWSS joke.

  • How to pitch like the boss of the yard.

  • How to drop the damn offer → and walk out with clients, not scraps.

👀 HOW IT’S GOING DOWN

We start Monday, September 8 — parole day. Don’t miss roll call.

Private Telegram channel — no icebreakers, no small talk. Just me dropping feral sales directives.

1 voice memo + 1 action step per day (5–10 mins) — concrete moves like:

  • Write a CTA that books clients in under 5 mins

  • Tighten your offer so it’s irresistible, not confusing

  • Drop a sales post without agonizing about “what if they hate me?”

Lifetime replays — stash ‘em like commissary ramen. Use them anytime you’re stuck.

Daily accountability check-ins — optional. Join if you want me to catch you slacking.

Final day = parole plan — you’ll pitch your offer AND get the invite to Ready For More (where we go from $33 breakthroughs to consistent $5k+ months).

  • Find out exactly where you’ve been tanking your own sales → undercharging, over-explaining, or attracting broke goblins.

    👉 You’ll walk away knowing the #1 habit killing your sales momentum.

  • Stop serving gruel. We’ll sharpen your offer so dream clients get it and want to buy immediately.

    👉 You’ll walk away with a clear, tightened offer statement that sells.

  • Your content doesn’t need to be a 5 part book series- it needs to convert. I’ll show you how to write posts that hit like a TWSS joke: short, sharp, and impossible to ignore.

    👉 You’ll walk away with 1 sales post drafted + ready to publish.

  • Enough cosplaying CEO — you run the yard now. We’ll flip your energy from “please like me” → “I’m the obvious choice.”

    👉 You’ll walk away with a boss-level pitch you can use immediately.

  • Post it. Sell it. Celebrate it. Repeat. You’ll finally stop treating your CTA like a cry for help and start using it like a closer.

    👉 You’ll walk away with a posted CTA + your first booked-client momentum.

🎯 BY THE END YOU’LL HAVE

✅ Clear offers that don’t confuse your audience
✅ Sales posts that don’t rot in drafts
✅ A CTA that lands without sounding like a cry for help
✅ Sales energy that feels like FREEDOM, not spirals
✅ And most importantly → BOOKED. FREAKING. CLIENTS.

😈 WHO THIS IS FOR

✔️ The coach who gets results but panics every time she pitches
✔️ The creative who’s booked-out but burnt tf out from clearance-rack prices
✔️ The high-achiever with receipts who’s ready to stop hustling

What People Will Probably Say (Soon)

"I came for the $33 challenge. I left with booked clients, main character energy, and a mild fear of Katie yelling at me again."

Future You, Definitely

"Oh wow, congrats. Not that I needed this challenge, obviously. I’m, uh… totally booked. But yeah, good for you I guess."

-That Bro Coach

"So… you did a $33 challenge and suddenly your sales posts are better than mine? Cool cool cool.



Not jealous at all. 🙃"

-That Bitch on Instagram You Low-Key Stalk